Monster of the Week Ep. 7 ”We came, we saw, we cactus.”

The crew of the Starship Scholastic solve the mystery in the thorniest way possible.

CW: coarse language, flirting, strong sexual innuendo and sexual language, kink, insects, body horror, birth references to: mortal peril, violence, death, and capitalism 

[ 0:04:08 - Nova syncs up, investigates the mystery ] 
[ 0:18:05 - Fr. Og radios from "the shit room" ] 
[ 0:26:07 - Nova slides into some DMs ] 
[ 0:39:39 - Fr. Og and Lenny join the chat ] 
[ 0:55:02 - Lenny makes cake, Nova stops the system  ] 
[ 1:04:15 - Rodney's return, chat intensifies ] 
[ 1:26:57 - Big magic, Lenny emerges ] 
[ 1:52:46 - Fr. Og's final birth ] 

Featuring: 
| David as the Keeper | 
| Emma as Nova Scotia the Expert | 
| Gel as Froctor Og the Monstrous | 
| Pat as Rodney the Mundane | 
| Zac as Lenny the Hex |

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